Written by Fares Muthana, Adelia Chamberlain, and Chris Ingle.
On the first day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
A championship for McKee
On the second day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the third day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the fourth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the fifth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the sixth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the seventh day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Seven Samm challenges
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the eighth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Eight years of Schmoedown
Seven Samm challenges
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the ninth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Ninth season Reboot
Eight years of Schmoedown
Seven Samm challenges
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the tenth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Ten faction members
Ninth season Reboot
Eight years of Schmoedown
Seven Samm challenges
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the eleventh day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Eleven TKOs
Ten faction members
Ninth season Reboot
Eight years of Schmoedown
Seven Samm challenges
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee
On the twelfth day of Schmoemas, the Chairman gave to me
Twelve wheel slices
Eleven TKOs
Ten faction members
Ninth season Reboot
Eight years of Schmoedown
Seven Samm challenges
Six Spectaculars
Five-point question
Four belts for Rocha
Three JTEs
Two Movie Guys
and a championship for McKee!
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